Burn through bubbly faster than a spray-happy hedge fund manager that just received his bonus with the Champagne Gun. Load the Super Soaker-sized weapon with a standard magnum of champagne and then shake. There’s no trigger: instead, shaking the bottle incites the champagne to erupt from the spout as a high pressure stream. Alternately, a serving spout makes the gun — which comes in chrome, gold, and rose gold (shown) —function as a fancy pourer, so long as no vigorous shakes are felt.